This morning, I woke up and looked out the window. It was pouring rain. My neighbor was practically swimming. My eyes wandered around my backyard when they landed on something shiny.
I put my raincoat on and went outside to check it out. It was this weird piece of rock. I picked it up and something strange happened. Jake Paul came by, surfing somehow in the air. Then magically, Madeleine G. flew in the air and dabbed, whipped, and nae-nae’ed. She fell and got run over by a car.
She ran! Something dropped out of her pocket: A POTION! I ran to it and picked it up. It wasn’t marked poison, so I took a sip. Two things happened: first, my eyesight got really good, and then I fell through a trapdoor! I woke up and Jake Paul said to me, “I am Jesus in disguise.” Then he disappeared and a cross took his place.
I passed gas and a bomb fell from the sky to blow me up. At the last second of my life, I thought, “How could this happen to me?”
(A story composed as part of an internet/information literacy unit by my 4th grade students.)