This morning, I woke up and looked out my window. I saw a bird that flew into my window. There was a big crash and it slipped down the window pane slowly. The bird yelled at me, “You’re NOT MY DAD!” I was shocked that the bird could speak!
Then the bird said to me, “Hey, I’m hungry; can you get me a block of cheese?” I replied, “But you said I’m not your dad so why should I get you a block of cheese?” The bird said, “You’re mean,” and started making an annoying wailing sound that broke the window!
The next thing I saw was that he called a giant gorilla named Harambe.
The next morning, I woke up my mom and I walked into the window and told my mom that I want a block of cheese. But she made me pancakes instead. I walked down to the kitchen but the bird was following me asking for a block of cheese for a second time! The gorilla Harambe was following the bird even though Harambe was 150 times larger than the bird. The bird stole the cheese and said, “Cash me ousside, how ‘bout dat?”
I was confused from what the bird said. My mom was confused THE WHOLE TIME! Both of us almost fainted.
Suddenly I realized that the bird was totally an illuminati and I gave him some fresh-avocado.
(Made up story in a ROUND during Library Class by my 4th grade students.)